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4 hours ago |  via |  source | 44930
#non

Confession:

The reason I don’t mention crocs much anymore is because you all made fun of me because of them so much that I got too embarrassed to talk about them.
But crocs, okay? I like crocs.
I’m proud of what I like.

Anonymous asked:
Your dad died. Lol. Yolo. Swag.

e—r—u:

actuallynotkira:

e—r—u:

actuallynotkira:

You’re a despicable human being. Do you know how painful and scarring death can be? Try having someone you care about die in front of your eyes, then come look me in the eyes and say “someone you loved died lol swag” you insensitive prick. Did you ever stop to think that this could be triggering to me? To any of my esteemed fans? 

That’s not something to joke about, and no one here finds it funny.

I’m not even sure what kind of a reaction you were expecting to get from me.

This is rather hypocritical of you, Light. Must I back-track to all of those times you made fun of my parents being dead?

That’s entirely different. I know you, and you know me, and you had already dealt a lot of very low blows before then. This is someone I’ve never talked to sending me an anonymous message mocking the grieving process, disturbing not only me but everyone I follow. At least I mocked you in the tags only.

You did not have to go through the grieving process, your parents are not dead.
And do not pull that ‘my parents did not love me’ nonsense. I have had a copious amount of time to come to terms with that and it no longer bothers me.

Okay. Whatever. Sorry for caring about the wellbeing of my followers and respect for the grieving process it won’t happen again.
As for bothering you, Ryuzaki, if that doesn’t do it what does?? I have to find a weakness somewhere to make it fair.

Anonymous asked:
Why is everyone such a dick to you? Jesus, people are mean. I think you'd make a great god ;P

I’m still trying to find out why everyone is such a dick to me….. It’s rough.

Thanks, though! I’m trying my darndest. :) 

6 hours ago | 1

Alright, well I’m not going to pretend like I’m not personally offended by this ask. 

I have very valid excuses for being convinced to consume large sources of alcohol. The first time L proposed a game in which we both took shots to see who got drunk first, and I assumed that since we were both going to get drunk it couldn’t hurt me, right? And I thought I might even find out information about him… well… it turns out his shots were water and mine were tequila. That was totally not my fault. And the second time, well, he suggested I have some, and I’m only 18, right? So I had no idea that the alcohol he made the fruity little drink with was some of the strongest stuff in existence that he had special ordered online!! And as for the most recent time, I was just very miserable because I thought I’d probably be executed soon, and I regret it dearly and will not make that mistake again. Okay? It wasn’t stupidity, it was just… accidents.

And my intellect shouldn’t be determined based on what I say when drunk. Everyone loses some of their intellect when under the influence, and I just happen to have a lot more to lose, okay? I switch completely from the logical part of my brain to the emotional responses. I apologize.

As for posting personal information and incriminating myself, I had no idea when I started this blog what kind of popularity it would get! So I’m sorry for reblogging the things I enjoy and answering questions asked to me truthfully. I’m not ashamed of the things I like, and the things I am ashamed about… well… those didn’t come into the open of my own will anyway. You can pin those on Ryuzaki.

I’m totally matching wits with L, and you have absolutely no proof that he’s taking it easy on me. If anything I’m going easy on him! He’s not the only one who got a perfect score on his entrance exams. If L were truly that much greater than me, I’d have been dead ages ago. 

I don’t understand how English not being your second language makes my English any less impressive? Your logic is a bit faulty there. 

I will be a god someday, and nothing you can do will change that. The world will never forget my name, and that you can count on. 

Bring it on. 

Anonymous asked:
just bc u obsess over girls generation doesn't mean ur straight

I never said that makes me straight. What makes me straight is the fact that I am only sexually excited by members of the opposite sex… and occasionally Ryuzaki. 

7 hours ago | 2
Anonymous asked:
Light, you appear to be losing brain cells, you will never reclaim your place as Japan's top student -A,H.

I’m not losing brain cells. I could think up a rhetorical speech to win the hearts of everyone using ethos pathos and logos on the spot. I can spot a logical fallacy from a million miles a way, (like the fact that you all seem to be using ad hominem to prove that I’m Kira.) Not only that, but English isn’t even my first language yet I manage to blog in it almost flawlessly. 

As we speak I’m still managing to match wits with the greatest detective the world has ever known, and he even considers me a challenge. I’ve beaten him at chess six times. I’m fantastic with philosophy, and I know Rousseau almost better than his wife did. My math portion on the entrance exams was not only flawless, but I barely even touched my calculator. 

Not only am I book smart and language smart, I’m also quite street smart as well. I have a great amount of common sense. On top of all that, I’ve got a work ethic like no one elses, I have great athletic success as well, and my speaking and social skills are good enough that I’d gained quite a lot of friends as well. 

Sorry, you can never surpass me. 

7 hours ago | 1
Anonymous asked:
opinion on bts??

The K-Pop group?

         Don’t you get it?
                            There’s   d a r k n e s s   in his eyes ]
                                                    and   i c e   in his heart ]
 
         He cannot love.
                              It’s part of   t h e   r i d d l e   of his being ]

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8 hours ago |  via |  source | 2630
#asks #oh
beyond-the-case asked:
I AM SERIOUSLY DESPERATE JUST GIVE ME YOUR BLOODY JAM AND I'LL GIVE YOU MY COLLECTION OF NUDES FROM L

beyond-the-case:

actuallynotkira:

beyond-the-case:

e—r—u:

actuallynotkira:

YOU HAVE A COLLECTION OF NUDES FROM L?

BeyonD YOU WILL DO NO SUCH THING

I SHALL AND I WILL

HE SHALL AND WILL :D 

YES
*steals all your jam*
AND HERE’S YOUR NUDE: http://imgur.com/grL81Wf

PLEASURE DOING BUSINESS WITH YOU 

ha ha e—r—u 

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